Self-improvement skeptic that spends all day coding and all night going to the gym, preparing for the next round of roller derby tryouts, running for public office, and playing a family-friendly game like Postal 2. Also likes Oxford commas and speaking in the third person when writing the bio section of profiles she maintains on different websites.

Switched to Mac in 2006, bought the first 17" Intel MacBook Pro one month before they released a newer, better model.