I just realised what the correct answer is - a bit slow before.
I'm in Auckland, NZ.
If still of use please contact me (see profile page).
- Place data on a USB memory stick.
- Trust me :-)
- Give me memory stick and upload details.
It will not be vastly fast, but I can set it to chug along as a background task on std ADSL throttled to a rate that does not annoy my game playing son too much. From your point of view it will be "as good as done" once you give me the data, so very fast.
The recently introduced VDSL is probably fast enough for you.
Actually claims to be faster than fibre best case.
Up to 70 Mbps down and 10 Mbps up (!!!)
Finding someone with it is probably a matter of asking.
Telecom -> XTRA - > Spark call it "Ultra VDSL"
Here is the Spark VDSL page complete with a "check your address" box.
Spark is faster