I'm hitchhiking around the world again and have hit a snag in Thailand.
In Malaysia people generally understand a bit of English and generally "get" the idea of hitchhiking. A bit further north over the border in Thailand neither is true anymore.
Disclaimer: Please do not submit an answer telling me to choose some other mode of transportation or choose some more hitchhike-friendly country. I only want to travel via hitching, in Thailand. I know the risks, I've hitchhiked in much more dangerous countries. So please just answer on how to hitchhike in Thailand and not what to do instead.
OK so I can deal with the language barrier, I can make hitchhiking signs in Thai with my modicum of arty farty skills. All I need is a phrase or two in Thai that I can tell drivers so they won't keep taking me to bus stations. It doesn't even matter if it's "pidgin Thai". "No want bus" should work.
Answer either in Thai script of some kind of transcription or transliteration should be enough for starters (-: Or a link to hitchhiking phrases in Thai. Surprisingly hitchwiki, which has phrases in many languages doesn't have any for Thai.