• Expert in PHP and MySQL (I can help to implement anything)
  
• Advanced in Javascript / jQuery, HTML / CSS (need help myself sometimes)
  
• Learning Java and Python (I hope you will help me without judgement if I have some newbie-level question :-) )
  

Interested in:

• Photography, but I have no camera.
  
• Investing, but I have no money.
  
• Inventing, but I have no thoughts.
  
• Cooking, but I have no ingredients.
  
• Singing, but I have no voice.
  
• Making music, but I have no notes.
  
• Flying, but I have no wings.

  @Nemoden